If you ever wanted proof that we evolved from a lower species, just observe most bachelor parties. There's something about them that activates the neanderthal gene in guys. I was at a local establishment last weekend and a bachelor party came in. Drunken, stupid assholes, every last one of them. There used to be a time where a bachelor party was simply a "last hoorah" for a soon to be groom to have one last night out with his buddies before getting married. Not anymore. Now, it's just an excuse to get drunk, act like morons, and try to get laid one last time as a "free man". C'mon, you're about to get married and yet you feel the need to cheat on her and use the party as a reason/excuse? If you can't keep it in your pants 2 weeks before your wedding, what makes you think you'll be able to do it after you're married? The last bachelor party I went to was pretty tame, went to a baseball game and out for a few beers, no acting the fool, no drunken orgy, just friends getting together to celebrate another's good fortune. If I owned a bar or night club, there'd be NO WAY I'd let a big bachelor party into my establishment no matter how much they might spend, the only things they do are get hammered, chase off the women, and cause problems....
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